Lady:
excuse me sir, you're in the wrong bathroom.
Me:
no, i'm not.
Lady:
yes, this is the ladies restroom.
Me:
thank you, i know that.
Lady:
well if you are in here on purpose, i'm going to have to tell someone.
Me:
look lady, I am bleeding from my vagina right now. if that isn't a good enough reason for me to be in here, i don't know what the fuck to tell you.